Coconut Sunburn Serenade

Imagine you've just applied a generous layer of citrus-scented sunscreen, only to be immediately ambushed by a rogue wave of coconut milk. Then, as you're trying to shake the sand out of your swimsuit, a teakwood beach chair spontaneously combusts, leaving a lingering aroma of slightly burnt musk. That's 'Beach Dad's Tan Line Tango' for you. It's the scent of a vacation that promised paradise but delivered a chaotic blend of sun, sand, and questionable decisions. Warning: May attract overly enthusiastic seagulls.

Top: Citrus, Palm
Middle: Coconut Milk, Amber
Base:Teakwood, Sea Salt, Dark Musk